(Polo, MO)
Scooter’s 496th bar, first visited in 2008.

Right at the heart of downtown Polo, this place opens at 5am (though I doubt they start pouring drinks that early). It’s 1/2 bar, 1/2 diner, and though it’s all a big open area there was still a clear separation of the two halves.
On the TV pundits were discussing the presidential candidates, so naturally a mini presidential debate commenced among the older people at the bar. The best exchange in the conversation?
“What would you think if we did have a woman president?”
“I’d be fine with that, because at least she’d be giving the blow jobs.”


407 Main St
Polo, MO 64671
US
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(660) 354-3129